Tumblr Has Lawyer-Style Debate Over Legitimacy of Meme

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Eric Lund
Feb 20, 2021 9:00 AM EST

Taking heavy inspiration and direct cues from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Tumblr gets into some extremely overblown and hilariously petty debates over the legitimacy of various posts. For another example of this, here's Tumblr's lawyer-style debate over the legitimacy of a bread knife. Having arguments this way is somehow incredibly compelling and amazingly stupid at the same time. 

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    Cigarette - LIBRARIAN HUMOR 17 Tean Bat 目| | I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE. BATM AN ELES NANA Farawn A NANA S. ONANA PL NANA
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    Clothing - Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga. As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume. But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.
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    Sleeve - The reason? The Batman book doesn't belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture. Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?
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    Facial expression - First of all, I'd like to direct the court's attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner. MOR Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book. With this in mind, how can you claim that there is "no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic"?!
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    Hat - Say whaaaat? Well uhm Look at the size of the paper pieces, they're all sticking pretty far out.
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    Outerwear - If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text. And whiie gravity does exist, it probably won't make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.
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    Coat - Still grasping for straws, Wright? Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I've taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.
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    Office supplies - Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I've taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others. OHUMOR Teen Grapt DAT M AN RONICLES NANA Vazawa ONANA SL Fazawa NANA BL Yazawa ONANA SL Tarawa
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    Musical instrument - Paper is a soft material, Wright. It's not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. 2 HUMOR Teen BATMAN CHRONE CLES NANA NANA NANA n Yarawa Yazawa ONANA Al Yarowa
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    Sleeve - Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. Either way, you cannot prove your client Innocent without sufficient evidence. Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.
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    Outerwear - I'm sorry Edgeworth. I concede that I can't disprove theory 1
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    Clothing - But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory. Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.
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    Hairstyle - And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library's book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do? While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction. The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picturel
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    Outerwear - Ack. (Perhaps I should've left the artistry to the forensic artist..)
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    Outerwear - Now hold it right there! It doesn't matter which direction the paper is going because it's impossible to prove it even exists! Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture! ... I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lles not just one possibility
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    Sleeve - Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless- there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture. Face It Wright, you can't prove any of these groundless accusations!
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    Liquid - Did everyone just ignore the library sticker? Teen Gra Bat BATMAN CHRON NANA TAGN NANA Yazawa NANA YA ON NANA Yazawa ONANA Yazawn TA OM ONANA Yazawa
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    Outerwear - DE AD This is yet the best post ever
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